Ewww
So I was cleaning out my mother’s fridge, and what do I find?
- A jar of red hot chilli peppers, best before date: 1999.
- A jar of black olives, best before date: 2002.
- A jar of sun-dried antipasto, best before date: May 2006.
- A jar of mayonnaise, best before date: I don’t know, since the writing had faded beyond readability.
Sometimes, she scares me.